Last night after reading the post about the Glorious Acquisition of the Ashtray and getting to the part about how I was going to avoid discussing the master bathroom and the point-stealing black-hole that it is, Himself said, “So when will the condition of the master bedroom be docking you points?”
And I, in a feat of self-restraint equalled only by the time I avoided throttling the chocolatier who didn’t think that $3 was an obscene price for a caramel turtle, I did not throw a shoe at him.
So really, I should get more points. Right? RIGHT??