PS – There actually IS a door, it’s just that the evil cat can open it.
PPS – It’s an accordion door, he can’t as yet turn doorknobs.
PPPS – Which is why I need a door that has actual doorknobs.
PPPPS – I have opposable thumbs, so I can open a door into the bathroom in order to shower in peace.
PPPPPS – Yes, I am in the shower, that’s how I got the picture.
PPPPPPS – NO, the water is not running, I am not that stupid.
PPPPPPPS – And also, I do not know how to use a flash properly. Attempts at flash resulted in ghost-kitty photos.
PPPPPPPPS – I already have a demon possessed cat, I don’t need ghosts to round out my supernatural experience, thank you very much.
PPPPPPPPPS – Unless you’re a house-elf, in which case I have a pillowcase with your name on it.
PPPPPPPPPPS – No, not really, I don’t actually know any house-elves on a first name basis.
PPPPPPPPPPPS – But if you are a house-elf, or you know a house-elf that you feel good recommending, I’d be happy to embroider his or her name on a pillowcase.
PPPPPPPPPPPPS – And by “embroider his or her name on a pillowcase” I totally mean write it on there with a sharpie marker.*