Mangst = The Math of Angst
This is to prepare you for when you have teenagers.
Or if you know teenagers.
Or if you ever plan on meeting any teenagers.
Or if teenagers live in your zip code.
And in this diagram, we obviously have angst multiplied by hormones compounded by esteem issues and emerging political awareness, divided by a developing psychological paradigm that is still learning to divide fact and fiction, risen to the power of teenaged-romance cubed, congruent to the factor of the evolution of biohazardous material in a typical teenaged room. And a ten percent chance of thunderstorms.
So now when they come to ask you for help with their first semester integral calculus, you can:
A) Refer to this handy reference
B) Pretend that you do not speak English
C) Open a bottle of single malt scotch
D) All of the above
The answer is left as an exercise for the class.