I should just move.

I said this wouldn’t happen. I said that she didn’t do anything extreme at Christmas. I was wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong as a baby-t on Joan Rivers. Imagine the easement space in front of your house. You know, that strip of soil between the sidewalk and the street? The space where no one can […]

The Assault

I’ve been formulating a plan. It’s taken me a few weeks to work out the details, but I’ve finally got it. It’s going to take cunning, guile, and I’ll be honest. Not all of you are going to make it. But you’ll be at peace knowing that you made the ultimate sacrifice. Ready? Did you […]